Things Cats Do That Would Be Creepy If You Did Them
my mirror tells me i’m selfie ready but my camera’s like ‘lol no, try again’
guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in
whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
AAAAAAW the kitteh is like HUUUUUUMAN HYUUU-UUUUU-UUUUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this makes me happy. cats are amazing.
i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone
congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film
you win: nothing